There exists in the united kingdon an oppressed people. Their plight is ignored by the news, the samaritans could not care less and their bosses are the ones that are exposing them to this poison. Their problem is caused by the nationwide audial cancer that is called Heart FM.
Staffed by cocky wide boy DJ’s who, armed with a playlist of eight songs continually play the same 12 adverts all day every day are eroding the souls of the minoroty of english speaking working class men and women who have an IQ of over 12.
Here we have Public Enemy No1.
Name: Martin Day
Age: Old enough to know better but estimated to be in his mid 50′s
Best Known for: Being a cocky, Irritating loser with a perfect face for radio and a haircut to match.
I had the pleasure of working in a factory where for a number of years I had to listen to this arsehole playing rubbish music and talking bollocks. I do not blame him. It is all he was ever going to be/acheive. However the person I do resent was my old boss. He could see the pain on my face and Martin Could Not.
In Recognition off all the hard work that Heart FM have gone to in order to be as mind numbing and irritating as possible. I have taken the liberty of photographing all of their “Modified” Posters. Please see below.
More photos will be posted in due course.
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I think Essex Heart is different from Berkshire Heart, because Matt and Michelle in the morning are awesome. Period.